One of the most beloved annual traditions of the North American Manure Expo is the signature T-shirt contest.

This year, our top 10 rejected slogans – created and voted on by the readers of Manure Manager – are as follows:

• If applying manure is an art, just call me Poocasso.
• You dump it, we pump it!
• Our second wind is just as strong.
• Wet or dry, we let it fly!
• Unleash your true poo-tential!
• The grass is always greener on our side.
• Our product is (literally) the sh*t.
• Manure: It’s what’s for fertilizer.
• Manure matters.
• Doody calls!

Don’t forget to pick up a T-shirt with these slogans at the Manure Expo July 17-18 in Auburn, NY!